So, you want to know all about the mythical creature known as The Steve-O? Well, I’m no official biographer, but you’ve come to the right place. As of this writing, The Steve-O is approximately 19 years old. (In Earth-years, that is.) Very few people know where he originally hails from, though some astrophysicists speculate from his physical construction that he must have originated on a large planet orbiting a red-dwarf star. The yellow sunlight of our world enhances his cellular composition, giving him powers that no mere mortal can comprehend. He is a menace and must be stopped. Unless you want to hire him for an art job, of course! In that case, he can be found in his secret lair, deep in the heart of southwestern Montana. He is happily married to a mermaid, and their school of children are all named Abbot. The Steve-O enjoys drawing, painting, rescuing fair maidens from peril, and drawing. Oh, and painting. He also rides his mountain bike, skis, and generally has a good time.